Avril Lavigne released a thank you music video didcated to all her fans to mark the end of her tour. The recently released video for ”Goodbye” was shot inside the Chateau Marmont by Mark Liddell and features Avril waltzing around in lingerie and shaving her leg with champagne which is way better than the skater boi shtick she used to have. She should leave us more often.
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What a rebel. Avril Lavigne showed up for an Extra interview to promote her new line of shoes wearing a “F**k” necklace. That is to say, it was a necklace that said “F**K” and not a necklace that doubles as a sex toy. Though that would have been pretty cool.
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Recently, there was a rumor that Marilyn Manson was hooking up with Avril Lavigne. Everyone thought it was suspect considering Manson was a big step down, looks-wise, from Brody Jenner. Hey, but this is the same girl who married Deryck Whibley from Sum 41. That dude lived under a bridge for most of his life.
Well you can all calm down now. Manson denied the rumors yesterday saying he wouldn’t date her because she has a big flaw. She’s Canadian.
“Yesterday I read that I was dating Avril Lavigne and I was like ‘F**k I wouldn’t do that, she’s Canadian. No offence to Canada. I know her, I accidentally shaved her head…but, you never know where these stories come from.”
The ‘Tainted Love’ star then added: “Sometimes they have some sort of valid truth to them. Did I f**k Avril Lavigne? Who knows…I can’t remember, no. Sorry Avril!”
That stupid haircut Avril Lavigne is walking around with was an accident? That makes a lot more sense. I was starting to think she was trying to copy Cassie’s hair but had to do it on layaway.
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Here’s Avril Lavigne in Cabo with friends showing off her half-shaved head courtesy of Marilyn Manson. Being blurry and grainy, these pictures would usually be boring. Thankfully, Avril is groping her friend’s big tits, pulling on her bikini bottoms and giving her a sensual hug which is perfect material for my lesbian Avril Lavigne fan fiction which I’m calling, 50 Shades of [S]Punk. The “S” is silent.
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The first thing I said when I heard Avril Lavigne and Nickelback’s Chad Kroeger were engaged was WTF? Chad Kroeger? Nickelback? Holy hell. Then I let it sit for a minute and realized they were a perfect match. Nickelback is pretty much the Avril Lavigne of rock. So, yea, congrats.
As far as how they met? Chad co-write a song for Avril’s fifth studio album and as they got to know each other, “a romantic relationship blossomed.” Kroeger got down on one knee and/or sang a formulaic and safe rock song to propose to her.
Kroeger would be a complete 180 from her previous husband Deryck Whibley. That marriage was spent mostly in a drunken haze giving the finger to and spitting on paparazzi.
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Avril Lavigne shaving half her head and dying it green and pink must be her way of trying to redeem some of her rebellious street cred she thought she had after getting engaged to Chad Kroeger of Nickelback and making her first foray into the fashion world during Mercedes Benz Fashion Week in NYC.
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Deryck Whibley, Avril Lavigne’s ex, probably isn’t completely over the fact Avril is engaged to Chad Kroeger of Nickelback. It could explain why he dressed up as Avril over the weekend and made his girlfriend, Ari Cooper, dress as Chad Kroeger. That should have been the first red flag for Ari. The second would have been when Deryck told her to keep the costume on while they had sex.
Anyway, Chad fired back at Whibley tweeting, “Hey Deryck loved the costumes! we were going to dress up as you guys this year but all the parties had celebrity themes haha! -CK.”
Hey Deryck loved the costumes! we were going to dress up as you guys this year but all the parties had celebrity themes haha! -CK
— Nickelback (@Nickelback) October 28, 2012
It would have been a nice burn but it sort of implies Chad Kroeger considers himself a celebrity. And I guess it’s sort of true because he’s famous for making terrible music.
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Avril Lavigne showed up for a secret show at the Viper Room in West Hollywood yesterday but apparently she didn’t get the memo that Halloween is still 6 months away. I blame Chad Kroger. In fact, I blame everything wrong in the world on Chad Kroger and Nickelback.
Also, feel free to watch her stare into your soul.
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He was a sk8er boi, she said she’ll still be doing the same thing 10 years from now. That made no sense but shut up. Avril Lavigne released the music video for her latest single Here’s to Never Growing Up. The video comes complete with flashbacks to that one song that made her famous. Complicated. It even sounds like Complicated in the beginning which I”m now starting to think was on purpose.
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Avril Lavigne covers the July 2013 issue of Nylon magazine and talks about when she first saw her now husband Chad Kroeger of Nickelback (via Us). It was when she was with Deryck Whibley when she was 17 back when Complicated had just come out. That night Avril was out celebrating with Jaeger bombs and Whibley ended up carrying her out of the venue over his shoulder. That’s when she saw Kroeger partying nearby.
“He didn’t even know who I was at that point!” the singer says of Kroeger, 38. “I had just gotten on the radio.”
Lavigne and Whibley divorced in 2010 and she started seeing Nickelback front man Chad Kroeger just recently. Now she’s happy… with Nickelback.
These days, its Kroeger who makes Lavigne most happy. “He’s nice, and real, and kind,” the 28-year-old Napanee, Ont., native gushes. “For me, it’s about having a connection on a deeper level.”
Yea, but Nickelback.
The musicians began collaborating on Lavigne’s album in early 2012. “He does what I do — he’s a rocker, he plays guitar, he’s onstage every night and he writes songs,” Lavigne says.
Yea, but Nickelback?
Lavigne’s favorite track off her forthcoming fifth album is called “Let Me Go,” a romantic ballad she co-wrote with Kroeger. “Lyrically, I pushed myself to talk about different subjects I haven’t talked about before,” the singer tells Nylon. “I didn’t want to be so simple. I tried to really express myself and go deeper.”
Yea… but Nickelback?!
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Here’s Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger on the cover of Hello Canada inviting you to their romantic secret wedding. I didn’t look inside to see what kind of black-themed wedding it was or why Chad Kroeger looks like a wax figure. Ain’t nobody got time for that.
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Not sure how I missed these pictures, but here’s Avril Lavigne fighting a shark-bear/bear-shark with a battle axe last week for her new music video. The scene makes absolutely no sense at all but this is Avril Lavigne we’re talking about. She married Deryck Whibley and then Chad Kroeger. Her life is already one gigantic non-sequitur.
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Avril Lavigne released the music video for her new single “Rock and Roll” and the fact that it starts with the most blatant Sony product placement in the history of music videos should tell you all you need to know about it.
Once you get past the corporate shilling, you get to see her making out with Winnie Cooper (Danica McKellar), Billy Zane on a Segway, post-apocalyptic punk outfits, a dog with a drinking problem and a bearshark that Avril beheads with a buzzsaw battle axe.
All the annoying absurdity aside, I still want to have sex with her.
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The 10th Hauding Awards took place in Macau, China on Sunday and the ghost of Nicole Kidman made a special appearance with Jackie Chan. Oh, wait. Nevermind. That was actually Nicole Kidman. Jesus. If she got any whiter she’d just be a pure ball of energy.
Also making an appearance were Chad Kroger and Avril Lavigne. Lavigne looked a little wider. Not sure if it’s because of her outfit or if she just gave up after marriage. Someone should find out by waving a cookie in front of her and seeing if she jumps on it like a Navy Seal would jump on a grenade.
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If you read some other sites, Avril Lavigne has been pregnant for a month already. Now even photo agencies are getting in on the speculation with these photos of Avril were taken during her concert at the Rogers Arena in Vancouver over the weekend.
They point out the fact that she usually shows her midriff at her shows but at this one she wore a plaid burlap sack. Then they went on to ask if she was pregnant. Which would be depressing because that means there would eventually be a mini-Chad Kroeger running around.
Then again, maybe she’s just going the Christina Aguilera/Jessica Simpson route and getting fat because once you marry Chad Kroeger, you’ve reached the pinnacle of existence and don’t have anything else to achieve.
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I have absolutely no point of reference for this video of Avril Lavigne jiggling her boobs. It showed up last week and I’m not even sure if it’s new or if it’s been around for years.
I tried doing a search but since I’m incredibly lazy, I gave up after the first page. Though I did find a gif of it so it wasn’t a complete loss.
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If you were unfortunate enough to have watched Avril Lavigne’s video for her 5th single off her latest album, “Hello Kitty,” which she co-wrote with Nickelback husband Chad Kroeger, then I welcome you back from the bleach-induced blindness you had to see your doctor about. What? You didn’t see it? Well, here you go.
Now that you’re back with us, you can find comfort in the fact that you weren’t the only one that had to scrub your brain with a steel loofah. Billboard wrote a scathing review about it too.
The “Hello Kitty” video tries to do nothing. Its laziness is demonstrated in the first 21 seconds, during which Lavigne holds a plush stack of cupcakes, shakes her hips, stares at the cupcakes, bounces her shoulders, and then, when she sings the line “Someone chuck a cupcake at me”… tosses the fake cupcakes at the camera, her lip movement not matching up to the backing track whatsoever. Cool!
Some have even called it a racist reappropriation of Japanese culture which got a fast response from Avril on Facebook.
RACIST??? LOLOLOL!!! I love Japanese culture and I spend half of my time in Japan. I flew to Tokyo to shoot this video specifically for my Japanese fans, WITH my Japanese label, Japanese choreographers AND a Japanese director IN Japan.
Listening to the song is like driving a 9-inch spike through my eardrum but it isn’t racist. Pandering to that kawaii Japanese culture, yes. Racist, not so much. Avril Lavigne is huge in Japan and her stuff does really well there. Naturally, she’s going to make a song and music video specifically for her audience in Japan. I mean, have you seen the stuff that comes out of there? Look at this one from 3 years ago. It’s pretty much the same thing.
Japanese people probably drop a lot of acid.
Brazilian fans paid $400 for a meet and greet with Avril Lavigne. This included taking a photo with her to commemorate the special occasion. The only catch was the peasants weren’t allowed to touch or hug her unless she initiated the contact which made for some stellar photographs.
I’m not sure what would have happened if they did touch her. Would she have started freaking out and screaming, “Unclean! Unclean! Unclean!,” while frantically scrubbing herself with a Wet Wipe like how all my dates end after the goodbye hug? Maybe.
I had no idea Avril Lavigne was even close to 30, but she just celebrated her 30th on the 27th. She hit up Bank in at the Bellagio and didn’t dress like a Hot Topic mannequin. This may be the classiest Avril Lavigne will ever look.
Avril Lavigne’s divorce and crappy record sales made her drink, gain weight and screw every guy in sight. Okay, that last part hasn’t happened. Yet. Buuuut…extrapolation folks. It started with a direct message between her and @AvrilMusicChart who posted their DM:
If you can’t read the DM, Avril wrote:
I feel bad because I haven’t been able to say anything to the fans to let them no (sic) why I’ve been absent. I’m torn as I’m quite private… I’m not feeling well. I’m having some health issues. So please keep me in your prayers.
What could these issues be? Star digs deeper:
After dropping out of the public eye for more than two months and refusing to answer to concerned love ones, the startling note had everyone wondering what’s wrong with the singer. “The buzz in her inner circle is that she’s been in rehab for depression and substance abuse issues,” a source close to the singer says. “Avril was an emotional wreck over her marital problems, and she turned to partying to deal with the pain.”
Where’s the part about Avril hooking up with random strangers? Her music sucks bollocks but hey, a drunk girl wanting to make those tough times go away through sex. That’s an offer no one can refuse.
Star goes on to say that Lavigne showed up to a Special Olympics event bloated and heavier. Maybe the girl just likes to eat and Chad Kroeger restricted her. Anyway, the source says:
Avril feels more alone now than ever and just wants to make it through this. Everyone hopes that if she is indeed with rehab, it serves her well and she learns better coping mechanisms. She’s got a lot of wonderful people in her life; she just needs to swallow her pride and embrace them.
People, let’s dig deep within our cynical souls and pray for Avril. Who else will bring us more Hot Topic fake punk rock?
